Put a Dog in a Business Suit

How it works

1. 1

   Upload your photo

   Upload a clear photo of your dog — or any dog. Front-facing or slightly angled shots work best so the chest and upper body are visible for the suit. The clearer the photo, the more convincing the suit will look.

   Expect: Upload takes under 5 seconds. Phone photo quality is perfectly fine.
2. 2

   Describe the suit

   Type what suit you want — style, color, tie, accessories. 'A navy business suit' is fine but 'a sharp three-piece charcoal suit with a gold tie clip, pocket square, and a look that says it just closed a deal' gives you something genuinely usable for LinkedIn jokes.

   Tip: Adding a personality context to the prompt ('looks like it is about to present Q3 earnings,' 'just got promoted,' 'disappointed in the marketing team') nudges the AI toward a more expressive result that works better as a standalone joke.

   Copy one of these to get started:

   Classic navy suit Dress this dog in a sharp navy blue business suit with a crisp white dress shirt and a red tie, like a dog that takes shareholder value very seriously

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   Three-piece with pocket square Put this dog in a tailored three-piece grey suit — jacket, vest, trousers — with a white dress shirt, a silk pocket square, and a confident look like it just closed a major deal

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   Startup casual Dress this dog in a smart casual startup look — well-fitted dark jeans, a crisp white Oxford shirt, a navy blazer, no tie, like it is the CTO of a series B company and has opinions about tech stacks

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   Full CEO power look Dress this dog in a powerful black suit with a crisp white shirt and no tie, like a Fortune 500 CEO who is about to fire someone but in a very calm and professional manner

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   3 more prompts

   Wall Street villain Put this dog in a pinstripe power suit — charcoal pinstripe jacket and trousers, suspenders, white shirt, bold tie — like a 1980s Wall Street banker who has never heard the word 'regulation'

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   Slightly underdressed for the meeting Dress this dog in a slightly rumpled business casual outfit — a blazer over a polo shirt, looking like it was in back-to-back Zoom calls all day and forgot to change

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   Formal black tie event Dress this dog in a formal black tuxedo with a white dress shirt, black bow tie, and a white boutonniere, like it is attending a very important gala that it did not ask to be invited to

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3. 3

   Send it

   Download and deploy. Works as a LinkedIn joke post, an office Slack drop, an 'update from the WFH team,' a birthday card for a colleague, or a reply to anyone complaining about meetings — just drop the suited dog photo with no caption.